Saturday, July 9, 2011

Spanning the spectrum

Even though I still have several work projects to deal with before we leave next week (I did finish the MG Fantasy revision... which, btw, met the approval of my agent, now I need to write a synopsis of the entire story arc), including putting together an intro for a shawl that will be in the next Prayer Shawl Companion book (Taunton, I don't know when it'll be out), getting the wedding shawl off the needles has freed up my evenings, so I've been reading. I would be hard pressed to find two books (or one book and one series) that are further apart on the literary spectrum than my recent choices.

Room is an amazing book. I knew the premise and one plot point, but otherwise, I had no idea where this story of a young woman who was kidnapped and held prisoner in a single room for seven years, was headed. The tale is narrated by her son, five-year-old Jack, who has never left Room (which is a sort of character). Jack has never been outside, and he has never seen another human being except for his mother, and brief glimpses of their captor. It's stunning, and mesmerizing, and intense. And amazing... which I already said... but yeah.

I went from that, to... Tarzan, and a bigger shift in tone and subject would be pretty hard to find. I read everything I could get my hands on as a kid, so I don't know how I missed these books, but I'm glad I did. I think I am enjoying them a more now (and in an entirely different way) than I would have back then. The stories are 100% nonsense, but they careen from crisis to crisis at a breakneck speed. If your only experience with Lord Greystoke is with movies and cartoons, you'll note that the original stories don't necessarily correspond to the commonly accepted lore (no: Me Tarzan, You Jane). But one thing that remains is that Tarzan is one invincible, irresistible, magnificent, ridiculous hunk of Man Meat. Edgar Rice Burroughs reminds us of his beauty, strength, agility, and goodness on every other page. All men (except the nasty Russian villain) bow to his superiority, and all women lust after him, and Tarzan, the big lunk, is completely oblivious to all of the admiration. This omnibus includes the eight original novels, and I am loving every word. Caveat: these books are a product of their times, so you'll have to accept the racism/sexism/classism, though there are quite a few instances where conventional thinking is circumvented (Tarzan himself does not think any race superior to any other, in fact, he disdains all of them, and you won't find a pluckier young woman than Jane Porter).

I am reading (and listening) to these on my Kindle, as I anxiously await the release of this book, next week... and in another shift in tone and subject, I intend for it to be my Beach Read (that is, if I have time for reading, what with all 5 Grands, 2 sons and SO's, 3 sisters, good friends, and Father all in one amazingly gorgeous place... oh yeah, and that wedding I've been yammering about for months).

Friday, July 8, 2011

Swag

I may have single-handedly kept CafePress in business over the last month.
I did a test order of the hoodie from Curt's HopHeadSaid store, and I am delighted with the quality. I like my hoodies and tees to be loose and long, so I always order a couple sizes over what I would take in a woven shirt. This hoodie was huge, but after machine washing and drying, it shrunk a couple of inches in width and 3" in length. It's still more than plenty big enough, but you might want to take that into consideration if you order sweatshirts from CafePress (or air dry them, which would probably eliminate the shrinkage). Curt wasn't sure about keeping the hoodie in the inventory, but I think he should.


And of course, I had to order some Sex and Salmonella things. The tee shirt is the economy model from CafePress- it's lighter than their higher priced tees, but it looks fine (and I suspect it'll shrink a little). I love love love the apron- and the ingenious construction (the neck loop and ties thread through casings so the loop can be shortened without D-rings). It's made of a nice canvas twill, and I expect the apron to do its duty for a very long time. I also ordered a packet of note cards, and some fridge magnets, both of which look absolutely great.

The S&S magnet now has a place of honor.

Let's hope I don't have to choose between the two...

I have an order of Funeral Food themed items that could arrive today. I am getting FF magnets too. Once the cover for The Hotel South Dakota is finished, I'll have a drawing for a couple of sets of the three magnets.

And as soon as CafePress gets the pint beer glasses back in stock, I'll order some of them as well. If you're of a mind to decorate your house and body with my new eBook covers, the link to the CafePress store is on the upper right of the main blog page (I just get bragging rights from orders, I don't make a profit, and Curt only gets a small royalty). If you do order anything, send me a pic- I'd love to post it!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Thursday Tab- Alice and Jerry

I have no other info on these paper dolls than what's printed on the pages. I assume they were elementary school workbook exercises.


Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Small Town Holidays

I've written about our 4th of July celebrations before. Several times. This year's was no different.
The clocks still aren't synchronized.


Flags

Boy Scouts

Old farm equipment

Class Reunion floats

New farm equipment

Fiberglass pheasants

Pretty girls in convertibles

Track-tor

???

Horsies

Fun at the fairground

And Fireworks!
It was a hot and sticky, but lovely day!

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Finally!

Taken by my phone, last night, just before I collapsed...

144 sts per row
12 rows per repeat
6 beads added individually, every 4th row
2 repeats = about 4"
4"= about 3 hours of work (a full evening of knitting, which is as much as I could do before I'd start making mistakes)(2 of which will need some artful fixing after blocking)
Each half = a little over 37"
Had to wind the 4th skein of Knit Picks Bare fingering weight Merino, but did not use much of it
Had to open the second 2.1 oz bead packet

So, today I Kitchener, and you will probably hear me swearing from wherever you are.
If the shawl and I survive Kitchenering, I'll block it tonight.
5 gazillion pins...
I'll take pics