Scooter Manual- Part 3

Work on the book is progressing and I don't want to interrupt myself. To hold you over, and for your amusement, here are some more Scooter Manual pages.

Draw the rear braking bar urgently.

...please puts down the horn...

Please exhaust air in the good condition of air because the exhausting air is poisonous.

...confirm you seat right.

When resolve the rear wheel lock, the throttle doesn't add up oil, if else will happen danger.

From innter to outer: the speed will become fast.

Scooter Manual, Part 2

This thing starts to make a demented sort of sense, after awhile. Like a free-form poem.

When adding up fuel, don't bring other things into it

... in order to theft

If else will effect on the other safe.

Why of using

Please lock the key of steering bar

Why it's not a good idea to rely on translation engines, Part 1

The Hub brought me a Scooter Manual and Instruction Handbook from the garage where he hangs out with his friends. It's a prime example of why Bablefish and other translation engines are not to be trusted.

 The cover- looks fine, doesn't it? There's no warning for what you will find, inside.

 Please you read the book with carefully.

 Make sure you understand the Speedometer Assy

Prohibit making the moon impatient

 Notice the driving on the condition of the crash and broken road. (Isn't that a CW song?)

If any changing, it will happen accident.