First, check this link out:
And when you can breathe again, this is us in a complimentary studio shot taken at our bank, of all places. Denim suit? check. Center parted hair? check. Unbuttoned shirt? check. Neverending collars? check. The library backdrop? check. The sideburns? Oh my god, the sideburns. check. It must be about 1977.
To prove that I'm an equal opportunity humiliator, come up with a suitable caption for this horrible picture and post it in the comments today and tomorrow. The winner (chosen totally arbitrarily) will win something. I don't know what, but I promise it won't be a copy of this picture.
P.S. I made that dress. And I wore it on purpose.