Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and scurvy landlubbers best be wearin' their eye patches, or they be walkin' the plank.
Portside, ye may spy Magic 28 Sock Pair #2. They be work'd from woolen yarns color'd specially for ye olde Dyeing book (...dying book... harrrr, that be a pirate pun), but alas, wuz cut down in their prime by Admiral Editor, who had the final say in suchlike matters. This charity woolwork be a perfect use for parti-color'd yarns as had not found a proper home otherwise.
I believe I may be watchin' this whilst I whittle away at the needlework this fall morn.
If ye be not familiar with Piratical talking, ye may be interested in yonder link to assist ye in complyin' with the command to be modifyin' yer speech patterns. And a bottle o' rum.